Data: Captain, incoming photon tropedos!
Picard: Evasive manuver, you idiot!
Data: Aye aye sir, but how? I only know how to go left and right.
Picard: Didn't your read the manual??
Data: Captain, I sure did, but the damn manual is in Japanese!
Picard: DATA, YOU ARE FIRED!
Poor anthroid, but that's exactly my question: how to you evade the tropedos? |