話說有個人叫"尤發金",
大半輩子都待在台灣,
終於有一次機會出國到美國去;
到了美國, 海關是個年輕小姐,
看到尤先生, 就很客氣的問:
"Sir, may I have your name please?"
"Fa-King Yu" (音同 ------be educated!------ing you)
"What the... I beg your pardon?"
"I am Fa-King Yu!"
那小姐就火了, 覺得被侮辱, 於是說:
"Alright, I'll get security!"
很快的, 保安來了, 說道:
"Sir, would you show me your passport, please."
然而, 保安看完後, 就對那小姐說:
"Oh, yah, he is really Fa-King Yu! Nothing wrong with it!" |