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Why Woman and Man

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uusmile 發表於 2008-5-20 13:44:16 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
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IT'S FUNNY! 8 y9 l8 ?) \( F+ J+ H" c
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. ^, k  |4 t4 j5 V+ r5 \, ^Funny .....but TRUE2 o4 F! x& I5 m# B$ y
Believe it or not. 1 J; k3 i& N1 \. W8 z4 W
Woman has Man in it;
5 \; ~) V; p2 a% M- |+ SMrs. has Mr . in it;; d  s% P0 \" c3 J% o$ [9 S1 e, U& b
Female has Male in it;* y& e8 Q% Q/ L3 K3 b+ b, x
She has He in it;" j) ^4 ~( c$ i9 ^5 W6 M. v3 N
Madam has Adam in it;
% [0 B# [+ F; E1 B0 V/ I! DNo wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, $ d! n+ q* U. g# L3 V
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yet men spend all their life and time trying % [! O9 o: ^. z% V; a
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to go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME 3 z; M/ }8 z3 e) k) L, @8 G

2 n6 _0 ^' l, C( _Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
  H+ V) }; K* @& m/ bI never looked at it this way before: ( M0 Q* O% }8 A2 V: S
MENtal illness* j! N5 p) C9 ~8 m) n
MENstrual cramps, |+ ]/ @9 x4 v! _7 M! g
MENtal breakdown
, ?3 q# [0 f5 yMENopause
3 Y# Q9 V9 U) t. n" M5 e: @GUY necologist
/ i9 A; ^7 R3 E# x4 TAND ..
+ |) b: Z( U2 xWhen we have REAL trouble, it ' s a# K# G7 r9 D: ]# P: G1 V; x
HISterectomy. 0 w4 k6 o# E: p3 n/ {9 U9 {$ X
Ever notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN? + q, g( g4 j. ^+ k* P8 p' A' O
向陽谷居士 發表於 2008-5-20 23:31:24 | 顯示全部樓層
Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
* g0 S& g, T# x# L( nIn Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).& Q1 u5 w! C: h% o
For example:" _6 V5 v2 c" n% a
A slaved man is called as a "奴才"
6 X6 B; N* h- p3 L' ?A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
5 `% {5 s+ z/ Q1 M1 [* UA man with mental problem is called "妄想"
  }7 Y0 G1 I. @2 v# OA man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
( o- k2 @; y+ \A man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
8 M9 w* @3 j0 z1 NA man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
+ _1 q0 D- t. D+ IA man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
' J& u; Q, O/ o1 b1 i, YA man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
7 S/ X( \! D: w1 Y* vA greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
; X! ^- b- Z3 d; ~* r/ `Need more proof? No problem!
3 t4 I: l* e5 zA suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...6 o; U  b9 o& g! z
And can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?% \8 y( w( |+ s5 n! C
Sorry, I had tried but failed!
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So, thanks for sharing your thought. # D6 v2 v& P: r: U7 m/ }
But please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!4 I+ {, x, @% W) j) x: F
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