Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
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1 V' `% Q/ B9 n+ WFunny .....but TRUE
Believe it or not.
0 B; u" w. M7 x2 C% }' i% ?) VWoman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
: J9 M( O9 _  S3 q9 uFemale has Male in it;
She has He in it;
0 N) J: z* h9 YMadam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman,
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0 f! A: Q8 @0 myet men spend all their life and time trying

to go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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: ?9 F! g- F" b0 ^$ @0 E, GOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
6 ~9 P3 a# g8 @* a: C1 PI never looked at it this way before:
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
3 S( C9 S2 `. rMENtal breakdown
MENopause
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AND ..
5 E) s/ {2 B. kWhen we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
HISterectomy.
. z  I! o$ G) q( B. [Ever notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?

Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
In Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
+ g# W. `% f: I& Q/ VFor example:
- ]5 _& k/ F4 nA slaved man is called as a "奴才"
A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
A man with mental problem is called "妄想"
* u4 z: u* W2 f  C' o. ^A man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
, `3 w+ X& S$ F) {! C/ WA man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
% D8 B4 S) v. W' w$ FA man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
9 D4 y/ y; [& w- S9 x' g  NA man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
A man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
A greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
, t' H( K' i. k6 ENeed more proof? No problem!
  E6 l. ?; j9 R' P* i% sA suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
And can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
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$ R5 S) [  l7 j8 w5 t1 h9 cSo, thanks for sharing your thought.
  Z3 S6 b2 V, E( P* U2 n9 D1 N$ L: nBut please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!
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[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]