Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
               
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Funny .....but TRUE
6 q# m4 A+ U$ |( f3 W9 ?: CBelieve it or not.
+ B5 n& L+ g3 x7 s  @6 z) \- ZWoman has Man in it;
8 @  e7 X  U6 q4 _0 kMrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman,

yet men spend all their life and time trying
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# ^- t! L& D6 e8 U9 Nto go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?
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, Q' k/ p! _1 j  cBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
% [- Y4 G: C: J! V% AMENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
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: R# F; E& u1 c2 X, B) xEver notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?
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Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
In Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
For example:
A slaved man is called as a "奴才"
A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
# _% @% {; y8 O4 ^A man with mental problem is called "妄想"
/ y) V. ?* c) x% N) K2 \; fA man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
1 u( l4 N; I  J/ uA man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
A man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
A man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
A man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
A greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
Need more proof? No problem!
A suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
5 }! r  [' v/ b" c- y; bAnd can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
Sorry, I had tried but failed!
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" T2 m: f: `" l1 H( v- c3 uSo, thanks for sharing your thought.
, x8 `% y3 h; _But please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!

[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]