Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
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Funny .....but TRUE
Believe it or not.
0 w& _# c" m! H$ V1 @) mWoman has Man in it;
9 L8 u4 O; l6 ^3 Q8 sMrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
, S4 T, e" H+ qMadam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman,

: i% w- L/ a9 r$ q9 p7 b8 Y; ^8 }9 Y$ fyet men spend all their life and time trying
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/ I- |1 h( r3 @5 G' g8 jBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

3 u+ q- e) ]+ {/ }9 [& J! UOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
+ R4 Z$ [$ {5 }# J8 q! uMENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
% k- o5 _8 A$ |MENtal breakdown
. n/ ?4 r8 y/ U2 W' n. iMENopause
GUY necologist
AND ..
0 z4 P6 d" c8 W7 y/ uWhen we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
HISterectomy.
' v/ Z4 t* }/ p6 j& ^% K; X5 i* j* ^2 C9 CEver notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?
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Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
In Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
2 ]( s8 s2 V5 H7 gFor example:
A slaved man is called as a "奴才"
; d! i2 S# q& l# q& n( }- LA man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
1 y- }; W; R/ G: A. wA man with mental problem is called "妄想"
" R& r" X" {9 dA man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
A man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
; w. {8 ]2 a% C/ O/ {( PA man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
8 @. ]5 n. _. x. L2 S' eA man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
; I% h, ~9 \; T) @A man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
2 A2 I6 L4 v; {A greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
1 T4 ^+ {8 H2 q* h% `% v: J) ONeed more proof? No problem!
A suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
' D  i( h: m  Y1 g0 W' `And can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
Sorry, I had tried but failed!
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So, thanks for sharing your thought.
But please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!
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