Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
               
+ t6 w' B( o% g
! N$ t+ D& T  j) \; u* `! S: wFunny .....but TRUE
1 U5 G2 Y3 \3 ~9 ~Believe it or not.
5 w* \( y3 E6 b6 [/ [( l, uWoman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

; F2 d) z  g  C% {Men were born between the legs of a woman,
' \# s2 }" ~" w
; l2 l. K$ d) l+ Z! n5 [' ]yet men spend all their life and time trying

to go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
! F8 T( f; o6 ~/ S0 K5 K8 L
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
6 e6 v7 C5 e3 u$ j7 AMENopause
GUY necologist
& H4 D: V' ^7 F# ]. [6 HAND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
HISterectomy.
/ E% \0 R  j# oEver notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?

Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
In Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
1 h- E: z( D1 N' P% K* RFor example:
A slaved man is called as a "奴才"
A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
" ~9 w. V5 @# M2 Z1 sA man with mental problem is called "妄想"
; q; n9 X, r3 F' o! ?+ ]A man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
( @' n& W& l# R$ KA man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
A man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
1 L+ U, O5 {) ~2 ^. y  UA man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
3 s: R+ c" J4 V& G' B# IA man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
A greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
Need more proof? No problem!
, e9 O6 }6 W# k  tA suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
And can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
Sorry, I had tried but failed!

So, thanks for sharing your thought.
- b, Y/ S: ]! Y* c& fBut please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!

4 v6 o' h! X# U& X: N( m[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]