【轉貼】Performance Evaluation Quotes

For everyone who has ever had an evaluation - just
remember, it could have been worse. These are actual
quotes taken from the Federal Government employee
performance evaluations:

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached
rock-bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a
has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and
cornered like a rat in a trap."

5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is
only to change feet."

6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

7. "He sets low personal standards and then
consistently fails to achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of
an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he
starts, the better."

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy
to hold it all together."

11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an
ordinary ignoramus."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

13. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

14. "He's been working with glue too much."

15. "He would argue with a signpost."

16. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the
room."

17. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

18. "If you see two people talking and one looks
bored, he's the other one."

19. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover
glued on."

20. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

21. "Donated his brain to science before he was done
using it."

22. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the
train isn't coming."

23. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the
other is out looking for it!"

24. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be
watered twice a week."

25. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd
get change."

26. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear
the ocean."

27.. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other
sperm."

28. "One neuron short of a synapse."

29. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he
only gargled."

30. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."

31. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"

這 這...
這真是太狠了

這些人還在原職嗎...

就是因為在 Federal
所以應該都還在原職
聽說要有重大缺失的才會被 Fire

讀到的時後覺得蠻爆笑的
第 26 個讓我笑得很厲害  :biggrin:

Originally posted by megism at 2005-7-5 07:16 AM:
就是因為在 Federal
所以應該都還在原職
聽說要有重大缺失的才會被 Fire

讀到的時後覺得蠻爆笑的
第 26 個讓我笑得很厲害  :biggrin:

以我目前所知道的來說
就算很重大過失 也很難被fire的...

其實第26個我看不是很懂耶
請解釋一下吧

請問公務員要怎麼考?報考的資格是什麼?
:D

Originally posted by tudole at 7/5/05 09:10:
請問公務員要怎麼考?報考的資格是什麼?
:D

Incompetence seems to be one :biggrin:

Originally posted by tico at 2005-7-5 04:27 PM:
Incompetence seems to be one :biggrin:

But how come I did not got hired?

Originally posted by tudole at 7/5/05 19:53:
But how come I did not got hired?

Sorry, there were other applicants that exceeded your level of incompetence :biggrin:

Originally posted by tico at 2005-7-6 11:29 AM:
Sorry, there were other applicants that exceeded your level of incompetence :biggrin:

哈哈 好好笑 :biggrin: