Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
               
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. I& g7 Z3 y  D( aFunny .....but TRUE
  T' e, Y' w9 Z1 _; O+ {Believe it or not.
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
! F3 ~3 h. ]6 S6 U; qNo wonder men always want to be inside women!
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$ }0 V, w- R7 m6 s* |9 YMen were born between the legs of a woman,

yet men spend all their life and time trying

' e! h2 m  D: U7 w/ J) zto go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?
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& v0 d/ h2 A5 R4 @BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
/ f( h* s: L: y" L/ KMENtal illness
! \2 P; B; \/ b: PMENstrual cramps
, i, K9 b5 n4 v! Y8 N$ b4 i! X0 TMENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUY necologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
HISterectomy.
0 Y  Q5 \' z* T# eEver notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?

Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
; c3 L7 N: P7 [6 }( `+ K; d1 y5 i+ n- EIn Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
For example:
A slaved man is called as a "奴才"
A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
A man with mental problem is called "妄想"
A man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
2 D+ p: h( J! P$ A# I* M  H& pA man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
6 [. [* F! R9 S( ~& cA man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
A man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
0 W) ^, _; M* y5 aA man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
6 P+ g( H8 M- H9 ^. _A greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
7 S; Q4 R' R% c% K" z4 {7 L. eNeed more proof? No problem!
A suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
( D2 X/ s2 o" R+ B- r" L% g/ aAnd can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
2 ?. }- q5 v, ?# w$ \# ]4 ESorry, I had tried but failed!
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( _! e- w+ Z; h4 a7 y6 z/ ]7 y! sSo, thanks for sharing your thought.
( Y* H# ~# z* y2 RBut please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!
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[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]