Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
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Funny .....but TRUE
Believe it or not.
, A( R! x6 O5 T2 {Woman has Man in it;
- E& s8 |& D, g& B; UMrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
3 _; q' ?" V( b# s! w4 LMadam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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9 M/ B. A1 X8 m0 Q2 W, WMen were born between the legs of a woman,
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+ X4 `! X* a- Q5 {; X( ryet men spend all their life and time trying
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to go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
: \* ], g7 }8 v/ ]. `6 @4 t9 P9 v" sI never looked at it this way before:
1 O0 `7 Q1 L; }2 L" V# O7 E+ ]$ ^; {. M; m$ aMENtal illness
4 ]2 R7 K2 y/ e" a' gMENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
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AND ..
, Z/ G: n' `  M+ L- Z8 yWhen we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
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  `) c4 O! r* B2 L. k  kEver notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?

Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
2 q/ P9 a6 Z" D; W$ c9 J) C4 p; o4 `& mIn Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
For example:
8 n7 W' }( a7 k* `A slaved man is called as a "奴才"
, N6 e" h8 n$ c* eA man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
5 R9 t& O- J% W4 e+ ]9 kA man with mental problem is called "妄想"
A man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
A man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
A man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
A man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
A man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
A greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
Need more proof? No problem!
A suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
And can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
Sorry, I had tried but failed!

: N$ {: J$ T2 \* P$ RSo, thanks for sharing your thought.
8 Q) |0 W3 r$ a8 v6 k; W' qBut please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!
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[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]